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A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says: “I have some good news and some bad news.”
The man says: “OK, give me the good news first.”
The doctor says: “The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.”
The man replies: “Oh no! If that’s the good news, then what’s the bad news?”
The doctor says: “The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.”
Son: “Dad what’s the difference between confident and confidential?”
Dad: “Hmm… You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That’s confidential. 😈😈
Teacher: Why are you late?
Webster: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Webster: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY to GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if you are still in Darkness – Please ‘PAY THE ELECTRICITY BILL’. 🤣🤣
You should be ashamed, the father told his son, Andy. When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he used to walk ten miles every day to get to school. Really? Andy responded. Well, when he was your age, he was the president. 😜
Mike was late for school.
Mike to his teacher Mr. Black: Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.
Mr. Black: Why did it make you late?
Mike: Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time.😋
Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, “My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?“
A soothing voice at the other end says, “Don’t worry, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s really dead.“
After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Joe comes back to the phone. “Okay,” he says nervously to the operator. “What do I do next?” 😯😅
What do you call a woman in heaven?
John: An angel!
A crowd of women in heaven?
John: A host of angels!
All the women in heaven?
John: PEACE ON EARTH! 😂😂🤣🤣 (EPIC)
Marriage is all about trust and understanding.
She doesn’t trust me and I don’t understand her. 🤔
Question: What’s the difference between arranged and love marriage?
Answer: Love marriage is impulsive suicide, Arranged marriage is planned murder. 😯😜
Sally, a teenager, had been talking on the phone for almost half an hour and then she hung up.
‘Crikey!‘ responded her father, ‘That was short, darling, you usually talk for 2 hours or more. What happened?‘
‘Oh,’ Sally smiled, ‘It was a wrong number.‘ 😉😉
The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girl friend’s father, ‘Son, are you able to support a family?‘
‘Well, no, sir,‘ he replied. ‘I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves.‘ 😎🤑
😀😀😁😁😆😆😂😂😅😅😜😜🤣🤣 = 👊👊 STRESS
Take care and have a stress less day. 👍👍